iProCon Ltd. - Monday, May 30, 2011
So, here is some food for thought for the bank holiday (those readers not lucky enough to live in the UK or any other country enjoying a day off today are of course encouraged to take a few minutes out as well to think about this phenomenon):
I just read a few more CVs. I must have seen hundreds or thousands of them by now and most o fthem share a few remarkable features. As, I guess, do most other CVs out there.
Imagine a data mining company breaks into monster.com and a few other CV databases and takes seriously, what they find in the "achievement" sections of those life success stories. Here are some conclusions they must come up with:
- 99.9% of all projects are successfully delivered in time and in budget - common wisdom and other research must be wrong here
- Adding all the savings delivered by candidates, most organisations must have reduced their operating cost so much that their annual spending is now next to nothing. As this includes procurement as well as salaries, global buying power in the consumer as well as B2B market is almost 0.
- At the same time all those organisations have increased their revenues dramatically - thanks to the super heroes in the CV database. Considering our second point, all this revenue must come from public sector spending and consumer debt. Well, at least this would explain the current debt crisis.
Seriously: whilst each individual CV might be the true story of
Candidate Right, it just can't be possible that the labour market is full of supermen and superwomen. As a hiring manager, do you really expect a candidate never to have made a mistake or be involved in a failed project? Have so called career coaches, CV writing services, and professional recruiters, who understand buzzwords, but rarely the business they are hiring for, created to a world, where all we expect from a CV is to tell us the most consistent and polished fairy tale?
Actually, I'm really hoping to see a CV one day, where a candidate admits failure and explains how she or he learned from it!
As a hiring manager: would you consider such a candidate? Honestly?
As always: hoping to hear your thoughts via contact@iprocon.co.uk